In an off-season deep water DiG, we struck gold finding the wreckage of a once legendary ship: Ironside. As was foreshadowed by the eight year Boston prophecy, five sailors rose from the depths to merge/absorb themselves with the latest reincarnation of Boston open ultimate. Alas, every treasure chest has a linchpin, for we have inherited their curse. We now must wander the grounds at Nationals forever, long-faced and humorless until we capture the championship. Only then can we pass along our burden to the next group of fun loving lads from Boston town. Death is Glory.
Tom Matthews, Jacob Luria, Ben Faust